Cheapskate Club Membership
Well it's hard to get money from a cheapskate so our membership
is FREE!
A membership card cost a little
money
(sorry) but it's $2.00 to
cover the
cost of making and mailing an office card to you.
Why join? Because when someone calls you a cheapskate you can
proudly claim membership in the club. What more can they say
after that!
Maybe you'll want to purchase a membership card for a frugal
friend of yours!
Won't they be surprised when they get their membership card.
(LOL)
As we learn about great frugal ideas we'll
share it with you.
So you know your not alone there are many of us.
Memberships
For quick membership just email your facts
to us;
members@cheapskateclub.com .
You can purchase an official membership
card and become a card carrying member! Unfortunately that costs
money.
I know you didn't want to hear it but
it does, $2.00. You mail the money to the club and we'll send you
an official
card laminated in plastic to impress all your friends. Just put
2 dollars inside a
folded piece of paper with your;
Name, City, State, and zip code
and email address then mail to us.
Mail it to;
Cheapskate Club Membership
c/o Frugal Way
PO Box 2335
Palm Harbor, FL 34682
We will email you when we receive your payment and send you a
card.
All members are members for life, expiration date when you die.
Ok, I guess you could quit being a cheapskate if you get all generous
and such.
No transfer of membership allowed. Everyone must sign up individually if
they can.
If you want to surprise your friends with a great gift you could
purchase a card
for them! Won't they be surprised that you gave such thought to
their gift!
All members will be given a password to the "Members Page".
Demands of Membership
The demands are easy on everyone, show your card proudly if you've
got it.
Enlighten others on ways to save.
Tell everyone about our cheapskate club for further study.
Be a frugal cheapskate and be proud.
Our Motto - Because All Clubs Should Have A
Motto:
Never pay retail.
Never join another club.
Never drink alone.
Always negotiate price.
If asked for a donation remember "You gave at the office".
Card Carrying members are also considered mentors and other should respect
them and listen.
More Information
This club is new and as more smart people
like you join everything may change.
If enough cheapskate's join maybe we can work out big deals to
save even more money. Remember that crap about "Power in
Numbers". We'll see if it works.
If you want more information contact us at;
members@cheapskateclub.com
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